My tummy hurts. That’s it.
Just kidding! Except, I’m not kidding at all. My tummy really DOES hurt. I would NEVER make a joke about such an important topic - the bellyache. When food fails you, dinner bruises your ego, and an ice cream sundae throws a wrench in your gut, know that I understand your pain all too well. Enter The Ginger People, who as far as I can tell are a food & beverage business (but if they are a real living community of people and they are reading this, please send me an application). The People serve up every stomach-soothing ginger product you could imagine, especially the Gin-Gins, presented by the most handsome zen ginger knob1 on the package, who delivers on a sweet sucker that will ease your bloats, aches and everything in between.
Hear me out?